:: In Garfield Mode ::

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 1:56 am on Monday, March 26, 2007

*Yawn*

Yet another oh-so-boring Monday. I suddenly have this Garfield complex: I Hate Mondays and I Feel Like Taking A Loooong Niiiice Nap. All I need is my "teddybear" and i’m off to snoozeland. Too bad I’m in the blardy office… So i have to make do with some rather hilarious jokes taken from Joke-Of-The-Day. Here’s to you out there who’s having a bad Monday and especially to those who have to face some really annoying ppl on this loooooooooong Monday…

Euphemisms for Workplace Incompetence - Part One

He’s two raisins short of a fruitcake.

Having him show up is like having 2 good men call in sick!

A Forest Killer - Somebody’s who’s able to produce paper, but no answers.

He must have donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

Not only is he not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he is the spoon in the knife drawer.

Her staircase doesnt go all the way to the top floor.

She has two speeds…slow and stop!

Did he have an extra cup of stupid this morning?

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.

Results of a performance review: "I thought this guy’s performance had reached rock bottom, but then he started to dig."

The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead.

I’ve heard of people having an inferiority complex, but in your case it isn’t a complex.

Not only does his elevator not go to the top, but the cable’s broken.

A "file cabinet wearing a dress" is the way one of our members described one particularly "unbusy" woman.

And in an Information Systems department, one of our members had a term they used for clueless users with silly complaints. They’d call them:   ID ten T errors (ID10T – better spelled IDIOT!)

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Hope you survive your Mondays!!!

= The Weekend That Changed My Life =

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 9:56 pm on Thursday, February 22, 2007

I’m baaaaackkkkk!!!

Wow, it’s been err, about 3 months since i last wrote, methinks! To those who were waiting ever so patiently for news, thank you for waiting, and sorry for the delay. So much has happened since my last entry (duh!) so hold on to your mouses and brace yourself for a wordfest!!!

For those who are still clueless, here’s a shocker: I’m MARRIED! It’s been 84 days since i was last a Miss… I’m now.. Mrs Nurhanani. Even after 84 days, its still kinda surreal to me…

To those who weren’t there for my wedding, whether you didn’t get an invitation (i tried my level best to invite as many friends as i could) or didn’t show up for some reason or other, you really did miss quite a party. The Nikah was held after Zuhur on 2nd December 2006, in Masjid Putra Kelana Jaya, the one next to the Kelana Jaya lakes. Everything went relatively well, despite the sound system that gave out echoes instead of proper audio quality. Alhamdulillah, my hubby managed to make me his in 1 lafaz that was SO eloquent, i nearly missed it! Right after we exchanged rings, and my hubby kissed me on the forehead for almost 2 minutes for the benefit of the professional (and amateur hehe) photographers, we were rushed over to Kelana Seafood right across the street for Majlis Berinai Besar.

Most of the guests were already in the hall, enjoying the elaborate high tea served while waiting for me n hubby to change into our Arabic wedding attire. It is customary in my family to have at least one session of arabic dress for each wedding. And so, in the spirit of "Arabian Sunset", almost all the guests were garbed in glittery jubahs, some complete with the appropriate headdresses. Meanwhile, my hubby and I were rushed to change our clothes, had our make up touched up, have our fancy headdresses firmly fastened… all within 15 minutes! I honestly believe that was the fastest transformation I have ever experienced..

We entered the hall led by my 10 yr old niece who belly danced her way up to the pelamin steps to the exotic sounds of arabic music. I was pleased as peaches to see the surprise and admiration cross the guests’ faces as our entourage walked down the red carpet. The majlis merenjis went on for quite a long time, coz we wanted this event to be as informal as possible. Alot of the guests, some of them my dear friends and cousins lined up patiently with my aunts and uncles to give us their blessings.

As soon as the merenjis session ended (and the incessant rumble of my tummy reached a fever pitch), we were ushered to the VIP table to have a ‘bite to eat’. I say that becoz not long after, the arabic music was turned on again and my aunts, uncles and cousins started dancing to the music. And of course, it took them only about 5 minutes before they pulled ME and my hubby to dance with them. Arrghhhhh… it was SO embarrassing!!! I haven’t a clue how to dance, so i got an impromptu lesson from my cousin. My hubby, on the other hand, was a complete natural! After all, he did look like an arabian oil tycoon.. hehehe ;P All in all, everybody had a blast…

The next morning, we packed our stuff and literally hauled them all to Holiday Villa Subang for the night’s official reception ceremony. The rehearsal that morning took almost 4 hours to finish, and by the time I managed to choke down a burger & coke lunch, the mak andam was already there. Tired as I was, I didn’t complain coz I just couldn’t wait to put on my gorgeous wedding dress! It had long bell sleeves and a fabulous train. Putting it on, I really felt like a princess…

While waiting for the VVIP to arrive, we were placed in the bridal holding room. The aunts and uncles popped in to make sure everything was ok, and soon after, my cute ‘ickle cousins who were the flower girls and boys of the night came and hung out with us… The bloomin’ VVIP really did take their own sweet time to arrive coz it was a good half hour before we were called in.. L

As we walked hand in hand into the hall, led by the lilting violin music played by my violinist cousin and the adorable flower kids, I took in the breathtaking ballroom view. It was brimming with gorgeously dressed guests, some of them whom I’ve not seen in AGES, greet us with warm smiles and friendly waves of hello. On the pelamin, after the formalities of adat for the VVIPs, the ceremony commenced beautifully. It was not until I got to sit down at the main table did I see my friends, some came from as far as Sabah, enjoying their food.

Next came the multimedia presentation my photographer compiled for me. I was disappointed to find that it was a tad too short and incomplete, as I gave a whole lot more stuff to put into this particular presentation. However, I got the reaction I wanted from the audience when they saw some of the photos we put up (me in an itsy bitsy red bikini & me mom’s foot in a cast), so it wasn’t TOO bad. Soon after, it was cake-cutting time, and all too soon, it was time to say goodbye. Standing at the doorway, I finally get to see my old, OLD skoolfrens and colleagues, neighbours and even an old favourite teacher of ours. Despite the fact that my feet were killing me, I dare say that this was the best part of the night!

As the night wore on, the guests have left, my feet grew numb, and my eyelids drooped heavily, we decided to call it a night. Walking slowly to our bridal suite (complete with a lovely petal bath waiting for us hehe), I felt an overwhelming sense of relief. My wedding was a success! Now that it was over, I could finally take a much needed breather and prepare myself for my hubby’s reception ceremony the very next week. But for that night… all I needed to know was utter and complete bliss

Well, that was a rather brief run-thru of my wedding, all for the benefit of frens who couldn’t be there on my big day. I sincerely hope that you enjoyed reading it as much as my friends who did make it had that night. I know I enjoyed telling you about it. But then again, I’ve always been keyboard-happy… hehe. Till next entry then, ciao peeps!

.: My Journey To Bliss :.

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 2:36 am on Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Okay okay… so people DO read my nonsensical blabber. Am pleasantly surprised, i have to say. I just hope that my dear friends and colleagues who do read my blog wont get offended should i start speaking my mind… After all, where else can i practise freedom of speech if speaking your mind is a taboo in our culture? I figured that blogging was the only "safe" medium for me to dump all my anger, frustrations and happiness in.

So here goes. I guess people would call it fantastic news… But of course, there’s always 2 sides of a story. For those who follow my previous blog entries, you would know that a major event will be happening in my life very soon. I’ve been meaning to tell you all for eons now, but somehow the timing was never right. Well, i think i’m just gonna spit it out now.

I am getting married. Hitched. Hooked up. Matrimony. Whatever you wanna call it, it means starting a new life with somebody you love (obviously) and respect (ditto) for all eternity. Yup, i’ve come to that point in my life when it’s time to make a change, and i sincerely hope for the better.

Great news right? Sure! I’ve probably never been in such a high cloud 9 ever. I’m excited, happy, and in love. All along the bumpy ride towards marriage, the ups and downs, the tears and laughter, there’s always that main goal in my mind: To have the most memorable wedding that i can tell my children and grandchildren about when i’m old and gray.

But of course, it was never a bed a roses. People say being engaged to be married is the most trying time of your single life. I must say i agree. This was the time my partner and i REALLY learn about each other’s quirks and imperfections, argue endlessly with our parents with regards to the wedding arrangements and preparations, working our asses off so that there will even BE a wedding. As soon as we’ve sorted those kinks out, everything went relatively well. But as the date comes looming ahead, why do i have bats in my stomach instead of butterflies???

When people ask me how i feel about my upcoming wedding, i say i’m happy, a lil scared, but otherwise i’m fine. What they prolly dont know is what i mean by fine. If any of you are an Italian Job (the newer version) fan, u’d know what i mean:

F - reaked out
I - nsecure
N - eurotic
E - motional

Yes, I’m freaking out. As the countdown continues, my blood pressure escalates. Or maybe plummets? That’s prolly why i’ve been having a trainwreck of a migraine and dizzy spells lately.

Yes, I’m feeling terribly insecure. It seems like i’ve lost all confidence in my abilities and decisions. I’ve become this crazy person who doesn’t know what she really wants anymore. Do i go for cream or champagne colored sheets? Which makeup artiste should i hire? Did I decide to marry the right man? Hearing horror stories and past experiences in problematic marriages (not mine lar) really isn’t helping.

Yes, I’ve become a neurotic nutcase. I could be on an all time high, laughing and giggling away, and can suddenly break down in tears by just the tiniest setback. And in the next instant, i can be fuming like the raging fires of hell.

Yes, I’m emotional. One wrong thing said, and i’ll be in tears. One small mistake, and i’ll be ready to pounce on the waitress who didn’t get my orders right. But then again, i’ve always been incredibly moody anywayz… :P

So how do i cope with all the madness? I just plaster a big smile on my face, laugh off all criticisms, and try not to think too much about it, albeit not very successfully. I put up a brave front, and focus on the good stuff, all for the sake of my parents and sisters, who have been working like mad day and night to get this shindig off the ground. To them, i will be eternally grateful.

To some of my very good friends and family who have offered help and shoulders for me to cry on whenever i was feeling like crap, i thank you from the bottom of my heart. I’d probably be worse off without your support.

And last but not least, to my one and only Boo… Thank you for loving me. Thank you for understanding me, accepting my imperfections and putting up with this emotional wreck, especially these past few months. And thank you for teaching me that it’s ok to be me. I can only hope that i can be a good partner to you, and that we will be happy in our future life together.

Well, i think that’s all i have to say at the moment (before i start sobbing — i told you i’m a mess!!!) Since its only about a week more to my big day, i don’t think i’ll be able to update my blog anytime soon… So to my fellow readers, do wish me luck and pray for our happiness!

Love Aint Just A Feeling…

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 1:58 am on Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Hiya Peeps! Its been a while… yadda yadda yadda. Plenty of things are happening, and i dunno where to start. Actually, i’ve been meaning to write about "it" for months now, but i just havent found the right time, or the right place, or the right moment to start. As i sit here in my office, bored outta my skull, i just cant find the right words to explain how i feel and what’s going on in my life just yet.
Then, i read my doctor friend’s blog, and i could feel the pain she’s going through in her life. How she could put her pain into carefully thought words, i will never know. I know she’ll probably be reading this blog (coz i think she’s one of the very few ppl who’re even interested to read my ramblings), so i dedicate this article i found to her, in hopes that she will find solace and hope in her darkest hour. I know I have found some wisdom in between these lines…
DID I MARRY THE RIGHT  PERSON?

During one of our seminars, a  woman asked a common question. She said,"How
do I  know if I married the right person?"

I noticed that  there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It
depends. Is that your  husband?" In all seriousness, she answered  "How
do you know?"

Let me answer this question  because the chances are good that it’s
weighing on your  mind. Here’s the answer.

EVERY relationship has a cycle. In  the beginning, you fell in love with
your spouse. You  anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked
their  idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse  wasn’t hard. In fact, it was a completely
natural and spontaneous  experience.

You didn’t have to DO anything.  That’s why it’s called "falling" in
love… Because it’s  happening TO YOU.

People in love sometimes say, "I  was swept of my feet." Think about the
imagery of that  expression. It implies that you were just standing there;
doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO  YOU.

Falling is love is easy. It’s a  passive and spontaneous experience. But
after a few years of  marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It’s the
natural cycle of  EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls become
a  bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when  it
happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being  cute, drive
you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary  with every relationship, but if you think
about your  marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference between the
initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even  angry
subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your  spouse might start asking, "Did I marry the
right person?"  And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of the
love  you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone
else. This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their spouse for
their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment.

Extramarital fulfillment comes in  all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is the
most obvious. But  sometimes people turn to work, church, a hobby, a
friendship, excessive TV, or  abusive substances. But the answer to this
dilemma does NOT  lie outside your marriage.
It lies within it. I’m not saying that you  couldn’t fall in love with
someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you’d feel better. But you’d be
in  the same situation a few years later. Because (listen  carefully to
this):

THE  KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON;
IT’S LEARNING  TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.

SUSTAINING  love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It’ll NEVER
just  happen to you. You can’t "find" LASTING love. You have to "make"  it
day in and day out. That’s why we  have the expression "the labor of love."
Because it takes time,  effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes
WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to  make your marriage work.

Make no mistake about it. Love is  NOT a mystery. There are specific things
you can do  (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your marriage.

Just as there are physical laws of  the universe (such as gravity), there
are also laws for  relationships. Just as the right diet and exercise
program  makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your relationship
WILL make your  marriage stronger. It’s a direct cause and effect. If you
know  and apply the laws, the results are predictable… you can  "make"
love.

Love in marriage is indeed a  "decision"… Not just a feeling.

My Messy State-Of-Mind…

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 11:26 am on Saturday, September 23, 2006

Ah… Saturday. Wish everyday was a Saturday. You get to wake up late (Yeah, this gal loves to sleep in whenever she gets the chance, so back off! :P), watch TV the whole day or waste it in a mall for no reason. Pure freedom bliss. *Sighs dreamily*

But today was no ordinary Saturday. Today, I was a total and absolute wreck. Dunno whether its PMS or just brain-and-emotions-too-exhausted-to-function-right-day. First off, I had to wake up early coz I had to take some potential buyers to see my old condo. And I’m always no good in the morning.. I’m cranky, grumpy and no fun at all. When I got to the condo, the bloody ppl were late and made me wait in the condo (with no electricity, mind you!) for over half an hour! Dahla lambat, they totally looked down on my condo, saying that the lovely built-ins my mom designed cramped the room and that some had to be demolished. What pisses me off so much is that even after i explained that i actually OWNED the condo (well my mom does la), she still didn’t give me the time of day! So what if the condo’s abit small? Its a CONDO, genius. It’s supposed to be small. If you wanted a bigger place, look for a bloomin’ mansion la!! Honestly, the nerve of some ppl. My condo is WAYYY too good for these snobs. Am incredibly miffed that I wasted my morning on these losers.

Next, I had planned to go to OU to collect our free perfume vials with my sister, but due to some miscommunication, she made other plans pulak. So I fumed and decided to go by myself. And I REALLY didn’t feel like being alone today. I had planned to go to OU to get some nice bedlinens for… a special occasion (will tell u guys in due time), and I’m lousy at making decisions! Normally, I would’ve gone with my mom, but yesterday my mom fell, sprained AND fractured her ankle. So now my poor mommy is stuck at home with her leg in a cast, unable to spend the last day before Ramadhan doing something she loves. What makes it worse, is the fact that this shopping trip was supposed to be a mother-daughter outing, and now i had to do it alone… It really broke my heart. Somehow, I’ve never felt so alone.

But out of the blue, just as i was about to leave for OU, my dad called! He wanted to take me and my younger siblings out, and that really put a smile on my face. At last, some company. We had a good lunch @ Ikea & window-shopped for bedlinens @ Ikano. Then we headed to OU where I went to check out MORE bedlinens while my dad took my kid bro & sis to play their lil’ hearts out at the kiddy land. The whole bedlinen shopping business practically drove me nuts!!! Do I get those sweet cotton satteen sheets with lace, or do i opt for those rich, fancy shmansy covers? Do i go for cream, or beige, or champagne colored linens? What the heck is the difference anywayz?!?! I was driven half mad, I tell ya. The fact that my feet were killing me did NOT help. I REALLY needed my mom for this. I was so lost!

And so, as perdicted, I went home with no bedlinens. Am starting to get worried coz I literally have little more than 2 months before the occasion. And I’m scared as hell. Will I be able to do this? I honestly dont know if I can pull this off alone (and I’m not just talking bout bedlinens), coz I’m already a mess right now. Alright, I’ll say it… I AM FREAKING OUT!!!

So tonight, I decided to ask for God’s help. While attending my first Tarawikh session for year 2006, I prayed to Allah, hoping my mom will heal soon and for Him to give me the necessary strength and wisdom I need to face these difficult 2 months. God knows I’m gonna need it…

I just hope tomorrow will turn out much MUCH better than today… One can only hope, right? Wish me luck me lovelies…

P/S: May this Ramadhan bring peace and barakah to you all. Please forgive me for all my wrongdoings, and may all of us be blessed! Have a lovely Ramadhan dearies!

Health Alert!

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 11:07 pm on Monday, September 18, 2006

NEW DISEASES IN MALAYSIA


The Malaysian Ministry of Health is now asking the public to be on the lookout for symptoms of the following new contagious diseases:

ASSMA
Severe rashes around the mouth caused by kissing too much ass. The number-one disease in Malaysia amongst civil servants.
<< I’ve seen some really serious cases while i was working with HSBC & eCosway.com too! Luckily, i escaped from those establishments unscathed… ;P

DIALARRHOEA
Uncontrollable urge to continually dial friends on mobile phone to share with them such important information as "I’m now on the monorail"or "I’m walking towards the car." Victims can be recognized by large, twitching thumb.
<< I think i’ve experienced this once or twice while riding the LRT.. ahaks!

MEESLES
Blotchy skin condition caused by eating too many packets of instant noodles.
<< Thank God i’m no Maggi addict!!!

MULTIPLE SPOUSOSIS
Affliction whereby victims make frequent trips to Vietnam, Thailand, Indonesia, and China to take on additional brides. Middle-aged men are at significant risk.
<< I think this particular disease is getting worse in Malaysia, esp among middle-aged Malay men. Only now they don’t really have to go overseas to get new brides as they can take their pick from starlets and pretty young things right here in Malaysia. Save cost maa… >;P

YELLOW FEVER
Compulsion to date Asian females. Very common affliction amongst foreign celebrities and caucasian expatriates working in Malaysia. Also known as Pinkerton’s Disease.
<< Didn’t realize that Asian females are YELLOW?!?!?!

EKOR-TOTONUS
Flushed complexion, high blood pressure and sometimes depression at finding out one has not won any gaming numbers and lotteries.
<< Sufferers can normally be seen squatting near Sports Toto & 4D shops…

HEAVYTITIS
Excessively large breasts. This disease comes in several variant strains…….. Heavytitis A; Heavytitis B; Heavytitis C, and sometimes Heavytitis DD.
<< Although most cases are developed naturally, there are some rare cases where the disease attacks people recovering from surgeries in the chest area…

CYBERTENSION
Feelings of stress and panic caused by lack of internet access.
<< Sadly, I’ve managed to contract this disease. Thank God it’s still in the early stages… Am still looking for a cure… :D

DYEBETES
A compulsive need to colour one’s hair. Reddish brown tints are the most common symptom, but health authorities have reported a new strain of blond highlights.
<< Alot of my friends & relatives have this… I’m one of the lucky few who have managed to avoid this maliciously spreading disease…

CHICKEN TOX
Victims exhibit a great need to talk ****. Highly contagious. Spread by ordinary conversation, and may be exacerbated by good food and alcohol. Politicians and lawyers are especially susceptible. Incurable.
<< Teh tarik and cappuccinos can also aggravate this problem too!

Back From Zargus…

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 11:54 am on Saturday, September 16, 2006

I’m baaaaack! Yep, No Kidding. I know… it’s been awhile… To the point that I’ve forgotten HOW to write blogs… heehee. Too much has been going on… I wouldn’t know where to begin! So I’ve decided, to hell with it! I’ll skip the "what I’ve been up to lately" and focus on what’s coming up… BUT… All In Good Time, my pretties… all in good time….. ;P

What incurred this sudden urge to blog, you ask? Well… I’ve just finished chatting with a looong lost fren wayyyyy back from UTM time… and we got to talking about careers and stuff… and it made me miss writing so much that I just HAD to jot a few nonsense in my blog… Oh, I’m no longer a copywriter, did I tell u guys that? I’m in the property line now. That’s why I miss writing so much… sob sob.. :(

Tomorrow, InsyaAllah, I’m gonna meet up with these UTM pals of mine and catch up… Although I’m preddy sure I wont have much to say coz most of ‘em are now happily married and proud mothers of adorable babies. I mean, come on… what do I, an almost penniless single chubby closet writer wannabe, have to say to successful moms who prolly have fantastic careers??? Absolutely zilch, methinks, but I’m gonna put meself through self-esteem torture just for the fun of it… ahaks! Hey, there’s always something to learn from ANY experience, right? If nothing else, I get to network and prolly get to score a property deal or two (Here’s hoping againts hope!!!)

But at least it’ll be nice to catch up… provided if I can dodge those "When are you gonna get married?" killer questions… So, wish me luck! (Coz I sure as hell will need it!)

My Moodless Moodswings

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 4:38 am on Friday, May 26, 2006

OK ok…. I know I haven’t come up with anything fresh or original lately, but I’m just too bummed and stressed out these couple of days that I have absolutely no mood to do anything!!! Imagine, I practically stayed home the whole of last Sunday just becoz i dont "feel" like it. And I NEVER do that! Usually when I’m pissed off or upset or cranky I’d go for a drive or go and find anybody to bitch with or at LEAST go for a cuppa at SFC or Starbucks with a good ol’ book… I guess ppl do act weird once in a while eh?

Ok, so I came across yet another funny "article" that’s SOOO appropriate with what’s been going on for the past week. Now, I don’t mean to offend anybody, but it’s my blog and I can bloomin’ well put anything I damn well please innit.. so HAH!!! Here’s to all you hip gals and open-minded guys who has the guts to laugh at themselves…

Things Men Take for Granted

1) Your last name stays put. << Actually, I’ve no clue what this means :P

2) The garage is all yours. << If only!

3) Wedding plans take care of themselves. << Agree 10 kazillion times over!!!

4) Chocolate is just another snack. << It’s a whole different food group la! Same like protein, carbs, etc… Must we teach you EVERYTHING???

5) You can never be pregnant. << Whoever thinks this is either stupid, or in denial…

6) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. << For obvious reasons… sheesh!

7) You can wear no T-shirt to a water park. << Ditto

8) Car mechanics tell you the truth. << Yes yes… that’s why they charge us women twice the price they do men…

9) The world is your urinal. << Euuuwwww… Gross!!!

10) You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just ‘too icky’. << Refer to point #9!

11) You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. << Let’s see if they can tell the difference between fettuccini and penne first!

12) Same work, more pay. << Dream on…

13) Wrinkles add character. << Yeah yeah…. that’s why alot of older men with plenty of "character" go for the "characterless" bimbos, call divorcees "gatal" and and blame all divorces on women… Some "character", huh?

14) Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100. << Why do they think duit hantaran kahwin gets higher and higher nowadays??

15) People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. << Yeah. They only stare at the "twins"…

Here’s another "amusing" article I read on the net: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060526/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_blair

Ah yes…. Sarcasm is the best policy in this world… Have a good weekend peeps!!!

Think Deeeeeeeeeeeeep….

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 5:33 am on Thursday, May 18, 2006

Here are a few hilarious life ponderings & my comments for your sarcastic viewing pleasure… Enjoy Peeps!

Deep Observations on Life

1) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

-Johnny Carson

HaZe: But then, what’ll happen to Vegas?!?!?

2) "Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography."

-Paul Rodriguez

HaZe: Geography and How To Watch The News

3) "My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law."

-Jerry Seinfeld

HaZe: Wow… kinda like the opposite of Neverland, huh?

4) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"

-Warren Hutcherson

HaZe: Only if they were burned from head/feet first… hehehe

5) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."

-Oscar Wilde

HaZe: Will remember this for future reference! hehe

6) "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself."

-Mark Twain

HaZe: I guess its the same anywhere in the world!

7) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan."

-A. Whitney Brown

HaZe: Well waddya know… they’ve created something thats even smarter than their country’s leader… Maybe it can run for congress, too!

8) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’"

-Dave Barry

HaZe: Wow… this guy can read a dog’s facial expressions??? *kagum kagum* Wonder if he can read Sly Stallone’s facial expression? Coz I haven’t a clue!

9) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

-Unknown, presumed deceased

HaZe: PRESUMED deceased??? Hahaha.. he’d better be, or he’s gonna wish he was!!!

PGL - From Matrix to Theatrics

Filed under: Uncategorized — hazedazed at 10:04 pm on Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Puterigunungledang1 Yep, I did it. I managed to secure a ticket to watch the widely-raved-about, impossible-to-get-tickets Puteri Gunung Ledang - The Musical @ Istana Budaya. And let me tell you, this was no easy feat! I tried (well, me and my friend did) to get tickets for WEEKS, we called, we tried online - nothing worked.. and in the end, they were all SOLD OUT! ImageNo words can describe how disappointed i was.. Until out of the blue, somebody offered me ONE ticket for an additional show (it was supposed to end on the 26th, but due to the high demand, they did another stint on the 27th). Just ONE. And it costs a 100 smackaroos. I didn’t think, i just grabbed it. To hell with the price. This is a once in a lifetime thing!

First off, this was my very first time going to Istana Budaya. Yes yes, i know its kinda pathetic but who cares? By the time i reached IB around 7pm, I was awestruck - The place was simply majestic. It had grand furnishings, beautiful lightings, and the people there were impeccably dressed and exude poshness and style. I definitely feel underdressed and insignificant that night, coming straight from the office and all. I even rubbed shoulders with the rich and famous - the likes of Afdlin Shauki, Azian Irdawaty, Benjy, Zalia etc.Image

When the time came to take our seats in the great hall, I could hardly hide my excitement.. I mean, I’m gonna get to see an original Malaysian musical! I got a pretty good seat on the 2nd level, quite near to the VIP box… So u can imagine the view I had (no wonder it was 100 bucks Image). The hall itself was a work of art. Although distinctly modern with a digital screen to display subtitles (That’s right, I kid you not - PGL had subtitles!) and superb sound systems, it was nonetheless rich with Malaysian carvings and decor.

Ledang_1 As the show started, i was mesmerized by the sheer enormity of the show. The performance was belted out in gusto, the characters were engaging, the script - beautifully written, the dance - energetic, the set - breathtaking, the music - spellbinding. Even the subtitles were spot on. Image The drums and percussions that accompanied the whole show was powerful and energetic, setting the mood for each scene perfectly. You’ll feel like joining the performers and dancing in your seat! 

Here are the main characters:

Gusti Puteri - Tiara Jacquelina

Hang Tuah - Stephen Rahman-Hughes

Gusti Adipati - AC Mizal

Sultan Mahmud - Adlin Aman Ramli

Adipati I’m singing praises for AC Mizal’s performance… Image Even though he is no hero, but his performance as Gusti Adipati overshadows even Tiara’s embodiment of Gusti Puteri. I literally reeled back in fear from his very convincing wrath and powerful presence when he found out Gusti Puteri had run away to Gunung Ledang.

Stephen1 But don’t get me wrong, all the characters were delivered flawlessly. Even Hang Tuah, who was played by an eurasian (a babelicious Briton who’s half Malay and doesn’t really speak perfect Malay) named Stephen Rahman-Hughes Image (also known for his stint in the infamous Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Bombay Dreams), sang and delivered his lines in perfect Bahasa Malaysia. Not to forget a set of pipes that’ll knock your socks off!

Orgmajapahit_1 All in all, there’s nothing that i didn’t enjoy throughout the show… I loved every minute of it! I almost wished it wouldn’t end… The honor and dignity in being a part of this true Malayan masterpiece makes me feel proud to be a Malaysian! By the time i got home that night, I fell asleep blissfully happy and sated after enjoying such a memorable experience immensely. One can only hope to experience such perfection in the future… Image

*Pictures courtesy of Kakiseni.com & Pglthemusical.com.my

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