Think Deeeeeeeeeeeeep….
Here are a few hilarious life ponderings & my comments for your sarcastic viewing pleasure… Enjoy Peeps!
Deep Observations on Life
1) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
-Johnny Carson
HaZe: But then, what’ll happen to Vegas?!?!?
2) "Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography."
-Paul Rodriguez
HaZe: Geography and How To Watch The News
3) "My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law."
-Jerry Seinfeld
HaZe: Wow… kinda like the opposite of Neverland, huh?
4) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
-Warren Hutcherson
HaZe: Only if they were burned from head/feet first… hehehe
5) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
-Oscar Wilde
HaZe: Will remember this for future reference! hehe
6) "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
HaZe: I guess its the same anywhere in the world!
7) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
-A. Whitney Brown
HaZe: Well waddya know… they’ve created something thats even smarter than their country’s leader… Maybe it can run for congress, too!
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’"
-Dave Barry
HaZe: Wow… this guy can read a dog’s facial expressions??? *kagum kagum* Wonder if he can read Sly Stallone’s facial expression? Coz I haven’t a clue!
9) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
-Unknown, presumed deceased
HaZe: PRESUMED deceased??? Hahaha.. he’d better be, or he’s gonna wish he was!!!
