My Moodless Moodswings
OK ok…. I know I haven’t come up with anything fresh or original lately, but I’m just too bummed and stressed out these couple of days that I have absolutely no mood to do anything!!! Imagine, I practically stayed home the whole of last Sunday just becoz i dont "feel" like it. And I NEVER do that! Usually when I’m pissed off or upset or cranky I’d go for a drive or go and find anybody to bitch with or at LEAST go for a cuppa at SFC or Starbucks with a good ol’ book… I guess ppl do act weird once in a while eh?
Ok, so I came across yet another funny "article" that’s SOOO appropriate with what’s been going on for the past week. Now, I don’t mean to offend anybody, but it’s my blog and I can bloomin’ well put anything I damn well please innit.. so HAH!!! Here’s to all you hip gals and open-minded guys who has the guts to laugh at themselves…
Things Men Take for Granted
1) Your last name stays put. << Actually, I’ve no clue what this means 
2) The garage is all yours. << If only!
3) Wedding plans take care of themselves. << Agree 10 kazillion times over!!!
4) Chocolate is just another snack. << It’s a whole different food group la! Same like protein, carbs, etc… Must we teach you EVERYTHING???
5) You can never be pregnant. << Whoever thinks this is either stupid, or in denial…
6) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. << For obvious reasons… sheesh!
7) You can wear no T-shirt to a water park. << Ditto
Car mechanics tell you the truth. << Yes yes… that’s why they charge us women twice the price they do men…
9) The world is your urinal. << Euuuwwww… Gross!!!
10) You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just ‘too icky’. << Refer to point #9!
11) You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. << Let’s see if they can tell the difference between fettuccini and penne first!
12) Same work, more pay. << Dream on…
13) Wrinkles add character. << Yeah yeah…. that’s why alot of older men with plenty of "character" go for the "characterless" bimbos, call divorcees "gatal" and and blame all divorces on women… Some "character", huh?
14) Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100. << Why do they think duit hantaran kahwin gets higher and higher nowadays??
15) People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. << Yeah. They only stare at the "twins"…
Here’s another "amusing" article I read on the net: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060526/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_blair
Ah yes…. Sarcasm is the best policy in this world… Have a good weekend peeps!!!
