Sarcasm Is The Best Policy!
The Year’s Best Headlines
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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HaZe: And as my buddies Shaun and Sue would say… "THERE YOU GO!!!" ;P
Adapted from Joke-Of-The-Day
